Because even though it's 2016 this shit still happens
  1. You will inevitably be accused of sleeping with a coworker
    Regardless of the fact that you're just going to lunch you will be seen as a slut
  2. Anytime you are not happy, kind, and smiling it will be assumed that you are on your period
  3. You will have to prove to people you are capable of doing your job
  4. You will constantly be asked when you're getting married
  5. You will get used to being called "feisty"
    At first it will be alright but eventually you will be called feisty just for stating a general opinion
  6. You will somehow be linked to every female in an odd wat
    Apparently I need to have an opinion on everything Hillary Clinton does