BOOKS IN MY ROOM, LADIES...

Remember that saying, if you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them. Well, ladies...
  1. Magic for Dummies
    My bedroom is where LITERAL magic happens.
  2. The TI-83 plus guidebook
    Lost the calculator but I still have the book. I don't need a calculator to tell that, you + me = a good time. Date me?
  3. Ripley's Believe It or Not! Creepy Stuff
    Creeps gonna creep.
  4. Card Games for Dummies
    Picked this little number up at an Ollie's Bargain Outlet for shits and gigs. Wanna know how to play Clobyosh? Me too and we can.
  5. The finest Shel Silverstein books
    Girl, I will serenade you with finest poetry known to man kind, as long as they're in these books.
  6. Book of Lists
    I'm a student of the game. Picked this bad boy up in 6th grade and haven't looked back since. Wouldn't you like to get your hands on this...
  7. Guinness World Records 2001
    There's 4 pages in this gem devoted just to diseases and parasites. So much to talk about on our first date.