MOVIES I SHOULDN'T HAVE WATCHED WITH MY PARENTS

  1. The Wolf of Wall Street
    Front row of the theater. Next to my mom.
  2. Wedding Crashers
    Had to listen to my mom talk about boobs for an uncomfortable amount of time.
  3. Boogie Nights
    Being in the presence of my parents and Mark Wahlberg's fake penis was something I could do without.
  4. A Clockwork Orange
    Just... Yeah.
  5. 127 Hours
    I've never answered so many questions about a guy stuck in a hole and then complaints of said man cutting his arm off.
  6. American Pie
    What was a I thinking? Worst day of my life.
    Suggested by   @alyjay