MY "LIST" WILL AND TESTAMENT

  1. β€’
    Chris can have all my toys as per our agreement in 1st grade
  2. β€’
    Weekend at Bernie's me to places I haven't been
    Yellowstone, Mt. Rushmore, Stone Henge, Cinnabon, etc. you get the idea
  3. β€’
    When I'm being cremated don't be afraid to hit the DJ air horn sound as my corpse burns
    It's what I would have wanted πŸ”₯🀘🏻
  4. β€’
    Spread my ashes in The Phyrst at Penn State University
    I will achieve happy hour immortality
  5. β€’
    πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸΎπŸ’°πŸ€
    The man who kills me will know what these mean.