I'm eating one right now (mint chocolate chip).
  1. Walk to the freezer
    Sometimes this is to much work. I wish I was kidding.
  2. Murder?
    But like a bad person?...
  3. Drive to the store. Mull over what flavor I want for a solid 10-15 minutes. Change my mind as I'm in line paying. But it's too late. I just go home and live with the life choices I've made. It's just average. Should have just gotten some Nestle Drumsticks... GOD DAMN!...
    There's the sweet spot.
  4. Nothing. I don't really like ice cream.
    Suggested by @saytrumbo
  5. Ride a Ferris Wheel with a Giant Bird.
    Because we all know birds are the evilest of all the creatures. They have swords on their faces...SWORDS!!
    Suggested by @icupcake