1. Adults on razor scooters
  2. An 8 year old boy roller blading around Montmartre with three baguettes under arm
  3. A fat cat hopping across empty tables in a cafe before taking a window seat
  4. A red cloth hanging out of a roof window that perfectly matches the streak of sunset cloud against the otherwise clear blue sky
  5. Honestly.... the smell of piss
  6. Men. Everywhere. Too many. Does this city have any women? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE WOMEN???
  7. Pigeons. Almost as many pigeons as men.
  8. "Pardon"
  9. Carol of the car horns
  10. The disembodied sound of someone playing accordion on the packed subway