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one dude on here is the entire reason I made this list
- •I like: "exploring the freshest and greatest EDMs"
- •doesn't look happy in any of his 9 pictures
- •I am: "too hot to handle"respectfully beg to differ
sometimes legit, sometimes shallow
- •the "alcoholic Santa" picture wasn't appealingnor was the inclusion of "able to rage" under things he looks for in a date
- •profile dog wasn't enough to make up for his face
- •one of his pictures looked like it was taken in that old Windows background with the fieldalso, really bad color adjustment
Setting the bar lower doesn't necessarily make your chances of matching higher.
- •has a pulse
- •can talk about something other than reality TV
- •is passionate about somethingGood in principle, but what if I'm passionate about reality TV?
- •when men's and women's bathrooms aren't right next to each other
- •when people don't squeeze out the sponge and it gets grosswet sponge smell is one of my least favorites
???? I'm 22 I'm too young for this
- •nuttyhonestly I never knew what this meant
some of these will probably never happen
- •Frank Oceanif I can get my ass to LA it's gonna happen
- •Childish Gambinobut especially circa 2013, so I think I missed the boat
- •Israel Kamakawio'oleit'll never happen (he passed away) but he's Iconic and also the major musical artist of my childhood
I love him
- •the prom pants storyask me about this one I love it I'm telling it at his wedding and his funeral
- •the jalapeño story
- •the garlic butter shrimp story
- •"it's like getting punched in the face with a lemon"
(that I can remember)
- •Mon. 5/15/17dreamed about going to a concert and leaving before the headliner because my friends were all tired
- •Tues. 5/16/17dreamed about going to a tournament via BART
- •Wed. 5/17my entire nuclear family was together again, grocery shopping
- •speech bubblesDecember 2016–January 2017
- •Japanese dessertsmid-March 2017
- •comicsmid-May 2017
- •embroiderymid-June to mid-July
because the negatives keep track of themselves
- •using brush pens to color
- •signing up for Instagram
- •switching to bralettes