Setting the bar lower doesn't necessarily make your chances of matching higher.
  1. has a pulse
  2. can talk about something other than reality TV
  3. is passionate about something
    Good in principle, but what if I'm passionate about reality TV?
  4. isn't trying to steal my kidneys
  5. isn't catfish lmao
  6. is okay with me having friends
  7. Exists
  8. Remembers my name
  9. not a scrub
  10. communicates
  11. can differentiate shapes
  12. is herself