1. Llama Herder... in Bolivia
    Don't ask.
  2. Alaskan Crab Fisherman
    Then I'd take the "money that wasn't an option" and pay the poor captain for ruining his season and missing his quota.
  3. Mountain Man
    I'd go learn from Eustace Conway, Tom Oar, or Marty Meierotto.
  4. Travel Writer
    I could see the world!
  5. Stay-at-Home Dad
    Because Ollie is awesome.