THINGS THAT MAKE ME SAD

  1. Zoos
  2. Animals that have more Instagram followers than me
  3. Julie Andrews' inability to sing
  4. Being unemployed
  5. Littering
  6. Those hoverboard things
  7. Kidz Bop
  8. The time I didn't go to a Vanessa Carlton concert and then found out Stevie Nicks was there