For my fellow insomniacs:
  1. Think of how many hours of sleep you could get before work if you fell asleep NOW.
  2. Listen to your sleep playlist for the third time, because maybe third times a charm.
  3. Give up and go to do laundry and dishes instead.
  4. Turn on tv to catch up on your shows while you fold laundry.
  5. Fold 3 items before you get too into the episode to remember to fold.
  6. Watch "Painting with Bob Ross" episodes on Hulu, because he could relax anyone.
  7. Wonder why your kid is waking up already, because it can't be later than 3 am.
  8. Look at the clock, realize it's 6:30 am and start crying.