QUESTIONS I HAVE WHILE WATCHING LIFETIME MOVIES

I'm pretty sure we all have these questions for Lifetime writers
  1. Who brings their laptop to a coffee shop?
  2. What rural town did they film this at?
    90% sure they film all of the movies in Vancouver or Maine
  3. Are they always Canadian?
    Yes
  4. How can these victims always spring into action and kill the perp?
  5. Was that backstory more significant than all of the others?
    The answer is no, it's always no.
  6. Why do they always reuse the same actors and actresses?
  7. Did I really just waste my day off watching Lifetime Movies?
    Unfortunately, yes, yes I did.