WHAT PEOPLE NAME THEIR KIDS AFTER

  1. A celebrity
    Michael J. Fox, Jay Leno, Madonna, Badgal Riri, etc.
  2. Dead relatives
    Uncle Jack (the crazy drunk you pretended didn't exist), Great Grandma Lu (she baked a mean pot pie), or the dead dog you had as a baby named Toby
  3. Some kind of snack or baked good
    Lil Debbie (white female rapper), Cinnamon Bun, or Pudding
  4. A strong name to show dominance
    Jesus, America, Europe, Asia, or Holt