THINGS I SAID TODAY INSTEAD OF "THANK YOU" WHEN PEOPLE COMPLIMENTED MY LIPSTICK

  1. "It was a suicide prevention purchase when I found myself at The Grove on Father's Day."
  2. "It's a ploy to make sure you don't look anywhere else."
  3. "It's called REBEL but they let me buy it anyway."
  4. "I woke up with a headache, so."
  5. "What?"
  6. "Okay."