SCREENSHOTS I HAVE ON MY PHONE, EXPLAINED

  1. The domain annoys the shit out of me, so I annoy the shit out of them.
  2. I still bitch about people I went to high school with and their poor life (or brow) choices that they make.
  3. Because wine Wednesday.
  4. This guy looks exactly like this other guy I used to hook up with.
  5. Unrequited English love.
  6. I relate to this woman on a spiritual level.
  7. I majorly feel the Bern.
  8. Buzzfeed quizzes are life.