1. Please don't yell at the cashier, it's unkind and you're killing everyone's holiday juju.
    Suggested by @ameliaville
  2. Mom just break up with him
    Suggested by @franki
  3. stop being a twat
    Suggested by @shaista
  4. I'm worn out and would rather just stay home 😕
    Suggested by @ladyprofessor
  5. If you don't let us out of the elevator how do you think you'll get in
    Suggested by @billiejo
  6. Telling a family member that he should go and get f$&@ed
    Suggested by @helenab
  7. I know what you really meant by "Netflix and beer?" (And also, I would have preferred wine.)
    Suggested by @TT
  8. Please stop touching me. Just stop.
    Suggested by @dltompkins1
  9. It's not that hard to say please and thank you!!
    Suggested by @brownqueen
  10. It's your world. I'm just living in it.
    To the woman who flew out of an aisle and almost ran me over with her shopping cart without saying "excuse me".
    Suggested by @LaurenOrder
  11. Sometimes being your parent is the worst job in the world
    Instead I went with "I love you very much" and a sad sort of smile on my face.
    Suggested by @lynn0826
  12. Get up and get your own glass of milk. You're 55 years younger!
    Suggested by @mihla
  13. I'm doing my best at not letting my depression take over but it's really hard when you take my illness personally.
    "Why can't you just be happy to be around me?"
    Suggested by @clearcourses
  14. Please stop letting your children play in the street unsupervised, it's dangerous.
    Not everyone is as careful a driver as me. I really dread hearing the screatch of brakes and screaming and opening my front door to find tragedy.
    Suggested by @jannychan
  15. Can you stop talking? I want to watch tv.
    Suggested by @beth7401
  16. I want to tell you why you annoy me, but I'm afraid that will hurt your feelings.
    I'm not sure if it's better to be annoyed or be open & honest.
    Suggested by @keikoichiye
  17. I can't believe they actually got married
    I said they make a really cute couple instead. :/
    Suggested by @estherlimtf
  18. Can you just, please, shut up?!
    Suggested by @vitoria
  19. I love you.
    Suggested by @DawnCloud