SPOOKIEST THINGS EVER

To get you in the Halloween spirit.
  1. People who think The Onion is a real news source
  2. My religion and politics midterm
  3. Drunk semi truck drivers
  4. Prospective employers saying something like, "We would've hired you had you stuck with that computer science major."
  5. Donald Trump becoming president or having governmental power of any type
  6. The Office no longer being available on Netflix
  7. Being forced to eat Fancy Feast in an apocalypse