a la @hannahjso
- •People using literally figurativelyJust don't. you didn't literally die.
- •Feminists complaining about the occasional cat calldon't ruin this for us. sometimes a little drive by honk is all I need to put the wind back in my supa fly sails
- •Pizza floatieswe get it. you have a pool and a bikini bod and just be honest, you don't eat pizza.
- •Also v over vapingthe ONLY thing cigarettes have going for them is their cool factor. ecigs are just savage
- •People posting instagrams of celebrities who have diedI'm all about paying tribute but Muhammad Ali did not affect your life Kendall Jenner
- •Fit teajust a fancy laxative