1. Write a secret word somewhere on your body with magic marker that no one will see or know about but you
    Something nonsensical and weird or profanity works best
  2. This way you'll know something no one else in the room knows, giving you an immediate edge over them
  3. Avoid permanent marker
    Or risk having to explain to a date 4 days on why it says 'I ❤️WHAM' right under your belly button