Requested by Kate

A NOTE TO THE CLASS OF 2016

  1. 1.
    The internet doesn't love you
  2. 2.
    If your successes don't feel tinged with failure on some level you aren't thinking big enough
  3. 3.
    If the only way you can think to support your side is by shitting on someone else's, keep thinking
  4. 4.
    This doesn't mean the opposing side doesn't deserve to be shit on.
  5. 5.
    It means progress only comes through having an actual argument
  6. 6.
    You won't really love something until you recognize and come to terms with everything about it that sucks
  7. 7.
    A hot take is the enemy of actual experience