A SENTENCE FOR EACH OF MY LAST 6 DATES

  1. "I just swallowed my tooth"
    Actually it was one of mine
  2. "Churn me like butter, Gorgeous"
    She screamed this at our waiter
  3. Wanted help murdering her aunt
    She was so hot
  4. "I'm so glad my niece introduced us"
    If only you knew, lady
  5. "It's probably a conflict of interest since I'm a detective and I'm supposed to be investigating you as suspect, but tonight was fun"
    It was so fun
  6. "You might have my partner fooled with that smoldering look but I think you'll find that I'm...uh...sorry, I lost my train of thought for a second."
    I'm in over my head here