ANXIETY ABOUT GOING TO NEW YORK TOMORROW

  1. What if the big tall buildings dazzle me and some slick talking huckster takes advantage and kidnaps me into his pickpocket brigade
  2. What if I lose my wallet and phone and have to live in the sewer forever
    Maybe I'll meet a cool mole woman and we'll fall in love
  3. What if no one comes to my reading
    Plug
  4. What if the ninja turtles are real and I meet them and they think I'm a weird old man