COOL NO BS WAYS TO ASK SOMEONE ON A DATE
- •Hey baby how about you and i spend some time getting to the bottom of how our respective families ruined us?
- •Hey, think you can fix me?
- •Would you like to maybe engage in some innocuous activity that serves to bide time until we're comfortable fucking?
- •Have you ever been on a yacht? Would you like to? Do you know anyone with access to a yacht? Me neither. How about coffee instead?
- •Hey I hope this isn't too forward but I can really see myself painfully debating whether to pull the plug on you one day.
- •Hey, You look like the kind of girl whose daddy issues might really compliment my mean streak
- •Let's dispense with the formalities and get right to the part where you catch me masturbating to your high school yearbook.
- •The bad news is that I poisoned your drink. The good news is that we have both antidote and Clue on DVD at my daddy's cabinThat one via @DanaDigsYou