COOL USES FOR EXCESS CHRISTMAS BONES

My family can't be the only one that celebrates a traditional Christmas and ends up tossing out heaps of bones afterwards. Here are some ideas we've come up with over the years to avoid feeling so wasteful
  1. Shatter and sprinkle on your front steps to prevent slipping when it snows
  2. Build a cool cage for your cat or small dog
  3. Dip excess bones in glue and then roll in glitter to make fun New Years party favors
  4. If the bones aren't marred with bite marks, donate them to an orphanage
  5. Dickie Barrett from The Might Mighty Bosstones will pay cash for femurs but only if they're hand delivered
  6. Whisper one of your sins to each bone and plant it in your garden. This is where radishes come from