CUTE THINGS MY 3 YEAR OLD SON WOULD SAY IF I HAD ONE
- •What time is it in Mexico City? (Repeatedly throughout the day)When I ask him why he needs to know he'll say I should mind my own business
- •Nic Pizzolato is about as close to being a genius as my balls are to being my dickHe'd say this at Christmas dinner, even worse
- •Daddy I can't sleep. Can you Google if anyone's ever killed a swan with scissors?
- •I'll probably end up calling many men daddy over the course of my life, but you'll always be the one I love best
- •Sometimes I wish real life was more like my dreams that way if I got thirsty I wouldn't have to ask for milk, I could just suck your blood