DANA'S BEST PICKUP LINES
It's been a real education watching @DanaDigsYou work
- •Hey c'mere
- •Can I gets power of attorney?Baby wants to make medical decisions about dat ass
- •Is that a bag of jalepeno Cheetos in your pocket or are you going to disappoint me?
- •Are you a butcher? Because I wanna fuck in a room full of knives and meat.
- •Boy you're like wisdom teeth, after you get pulled out I'm gonna lay on the couch eating soup for three days.
- •[points to crotch] Please?
- •My vagina looks like something Beetlejuice came up with to freak out Catherine O'Hara. Can you deal with that? You can? Okay get in the van.This one worked twice--on some kid we met and on the cop who came looking for the kid.