Inspired by @gremlin
  1. Go to a farmers market and write profanity all over select apples with permanent marker
    And then hide an watch people get their minds blown when they find them
  2. Learn about fax machines
    So much history!
  3. Cure a disease
    You can find out a lot about a person by how they react to eliminating malaria
  4. Burn down a barn
    This is what my parents did on their first date. Guess I'm sentimental
  5. Spay and neuter wild bats
    This might end up being too sexually charged for a first date, but if it feels right it feels right