DATING DEAL BREAKERS

  1. Her ex-boyfriend's ghost watches the two of you make love and shouts advice
  2. He still lives with his mother's corpse
  3. He takes you to a Japanese restaurant for dinner and bursts into flames repeatedly throughout the evening
  4. She's Paul Reiser with a blonde wig on
  5. She hasn't been born yet
  6. He's got a tiny fedora set atop his regular fedora and the tiny fedora has a swastika on the band