EVERYONE TRAPPED IN THIS MINESHAFT, RANKED

  1. Omar: yes, Omar, we all know we're going to die down here. No one is confused about that. You can shut up now.
  2. Todd: I swear Todd has been waiting until the rest of us are asleep to take really deep breaths. I can't prove it but I know it.
  3. Elliot: a little too quick to suggest cannibalism. I mean, he brought it up day 1
  4. Bruce: farts
  5. Bernie Sanders - Bern might be all about sharing the wealth on the campaign trail but you should see how he pouted when we made him share the Kind bar he found in his suit pocket
  6. Nathan: nice guy. I'm gonna feel mixed emotions about eating him if he dies first