EXCUSE ME WHERE IS YOUR SELFIE LIST BITCH

Since she asked so nicely
  1. Here is me ruining a nice moment at my sisters wedding
    Not a selfie but I don't have that many
  2. Here is me with my nephew last year
  3. Here is me with a cut I got surfing poorly
    It was scabbed over but I got bored in a staff meeting and picked it until it bled so I'd have an excuse to leave
  4. Here is me as golem
  5. I call this one coolthulu
  6. Here is me in frog form