1. Imagine if your wife was pregnant and you were so excited to have a baby, you bought all these baby clothes and painted a nursery, and then when your wife went into labour she gave birth to a writhing mass of snakes instead of a child. Wouldn't that be insane?
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  2. Good science is a lot like a good book--best enjoyed in the bathroom
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  3. If I am to be remembered for any single theory let it be this one: bees are daytime bats
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  4. If I ever met a genie and got to make 3 wishes I'd wish for a list of cool wishes to choose from, then I'd take whatever the top wish on that list is. For my third wish I'd make the genie kiss me.
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  5. My fascination with electricity comes from one simple fact: it's fucking cool
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