1. Imagine if your wife was pregnant and you were so excited to have a baby, you bought all these baby clothes and painted a nursery, and then when your wife went into labour she gave birth to a writhing mass of snakes instead of a child. Wouldn't that be insane?
  2. Good science is a lot like a good book--best enjoyed in the bathroom
  3. If I am to be remembered for any single theory let it be this one: bees are daytime bats
  4. If I ever met a genie and got to make 3 wishes I'd wish for a list of cool wishes to choose from, then I'd take whatever the top wish on that list is. For my third wish I'd make the genie kiss me.
  5. My fascination with electricity comes from one simple fact: it's fucking cool