HABITS OF SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE

  1. Wake up at the same time every day
    Eat the same food. Wear the same clothes. Take the same route to work. Commit fully and carry on long enough, death will feel like a long awaited victory
  2. Keep a healthy body
    Make sure you keep it somewhere no one will find it
  3. Put your family before you
    Police won't shoot through kids, no matter what you've done.
  4. Make sacrifices
    Start small--rats and birds. You'll get to larger mammals as you perfect your technique so no rush, the elder gods aren't going anywhere
  5. Never go to sleep angry
    And don't let anyone else get any sleep when you're angry either