HAPPY BIRTHDAY @EVANP

  1. Some people might think it's shameless to request that dozens of people wish you a happy birthday
  2. But here is something you didn't know about @evanp
  3. He rescued me from the Titanic
  4. I was walking into the theater to see that thing as he was walking out
  5. And he stopped me and said,
  6. It's boring
  7. But I hear there's brief nudity, I said
  8. I hear there's a part where a guy falls and bounces off the propeller of the boat
  9. @evanp said, there is
  10. But there's also a lot of bullshit
  11. So I didn't see it
  12. Thank you Evan
  13. Happy birthday
  14. List long
  15. List
  16. Forever