1. I guess technically I'm dating the queen but ants don't really have a sense of independence as it turns out
  2. We met on tinder
  3. There was no scheming, this was her (their) profile picture
  4. Static
  5. I thought she was being avant garde or something and swiped
  6. We hit it off right away She (they) love the outdoors like I do
  7. She (they) love prestige cable shows like I do
  8. She (they) hate birds like I do
  9. But there's a problem
  10. The queen doesn't technically have a vagina
  11. I know there's so much more to a meaningful relationship than sex but it's not even that
  12. Because we have done other stuff
  13. Hand stuff
  14. Which honestly is pretty hot
  15. But she (they) really want to have sex
  16. You might be wondering how we could even have sex given that she's (they're) tiny and I'm human sized
  17. No, I don't have a tiny little ant-sized penis. I have a slightly below average human sized penis
  18. I don't want to go into detail because I'm a gentleman but if you really want to know how she (they) and I could have sex DM me
  19. , instead of a vagina she has a reproductive tract that leads to a spermatheca
  20. Which is a kind of where sperm is collected and used as necessary for breeding purposes over the course of her entire life
  21. Which means if we have sex and then break up she could still technically end up having my baby like years later
  22. Is it weird of me to be uncomfortable with that?
  23. And how do I talk to her about this?