1. A scene where I explain the plot of the latest episode of The Americans to Reed Richards and he's like 'Wow, I have to check this show out."
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  2. At various points throughout the film The Invisible Woman should look at the screen and shout 'Tom Batten is a nice man who deserves to be happy!'
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  3. There should be a scene where Johnny Storm is flirting with a model and the model says 'you're hot stuff' and Johnny responds 'I'd trade it all for Tom Batten's natural charisma'
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  4. There should be a subplot where The Thing and The Human Torch are both interested in the same woman but that woman turns out to be me in disguise playing a trick on them and they're not even mad because it's so funny
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