Inspired by @Waz
  1. It would be cool if instead of biting when threatened snakes had the power to very quickly become very very warm
  2. That's a hot snake hot take
  3. It would be cool if we exchanged rubber snakes for goods and services instead of cash
  4. That's a fake snake hot take
  5. It would be cool if Billy Ray Cyrus had a pet snake that he always draped over his shoulders while doing his daily meditation
  6. That's an achy breakey Reiki snakey hot take