1. The famous opening credits sequence where they frolic in a fountain would have seen them running for their lives around a fountain instead
  2. Instead of womanizing, Joeys defining trait would be the bite and claw marks on his body
  3. Instead of marrying Monica he would have devoured her
  4. More episodes about Chandler stalking the other friends through the jungle
  5. That monkey wouldn't have lasted long
  6. Neither would Ross' kid
  7. Neither would Ross