HOW I WOULD DEAL WITH ENEMIES IF I WERE PRESIDENT

  1. I'd make my enemies wear bombs on their feet with sensors attached that would detonate the bombs if their feet came into contact with any man-made material
  2. Example: tile, carpet, linoleum
  3. This way my enemies would be forced to live largely outdoors like the animals they are
  4. Theyd also need to wear wooden shoes
  5. I don't think the technology necessary for this plan exists yet
  6. But my first act as president would be getting that figured out
  7. Thanks for the request