Requested by @ChrisK
  1. You get a signed certificate in the mail
  2. And if you show the certificate at In-n-Out you get free food
  3. I live on the east coast though, no in-n-out for miles and miles
  4. I asked if maybe I could get a certificate that got me free food from a chain we have on the east coast
  5. Maybe Chipotle?
  6. But they said no
  7. You only get free chipotle when your list is 'featured'