HOW TO MAKE DC COMICS WAY BETTER
- •Batman should zip around in a go-cart smoking weed all day
- •Aquaman should have a blowholeAnd bad guys are always tossing ping pong balls into it
- •More freaky skeletons running around!
- •Run a yearlong story crossing through several titles about The Flash searching for a specific bird
- •Do a running joke where Wonder Woman is always complaining about how fortune cookies don't have real fortunes as much as weird aphorisms these days
- •Make Lex Luthor more like my dads friend GaryGary is a dick