1. Batman should zip around in a go-cart smoking weed all day
  2. Aquaman should have a blowhole
    And bad guys are always tossing ping pong balls into it
  3. More freaky skeletons running around!
  4. Run a yearlong story crossing through several titles about The Flash searching for a specific bird
  5. Do a running joke where Wonder Woman is always complaining about how fortune cookies don't have real fortunes as much as weird aphorisms these days
  6. Make Lex Luthor more like my dads friend Gary
    Gary is a dick