1. Stock up on Xanax
  2. And bleach
  3. More of both than you'd expect to need
  4. Continuously remind her that Virginia is in the United States
    No, @DanaDigsYou, you don't need your passport. You won't have to worry about an exchange rate You're allowed to walk around with your hair exposed
  5. Get in touch with a therapist and let them know they'll be on call
  6. Maybe also a physical therapist
  7. Get your will in order just in case
    And leave it with someone you trust
  8. Tell the manager of the closest 7-11 to double their order of Doritos
  9. Hydrate