How to remember people's names

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    The first time you hear someone's name imagine them having sex with Grover
  2. 2.
    Imagine Grover chanting their name as he approaches orgasm
  3. 3.
    And then, right before he climaxes, Grover goes "I think I'm falling in love with you, [name of person]."
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    And then the person whose name you're trying to remember goes, "Say what?"
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    And Grover goes, "oh God, too soon?"
  6. 6.
    And the person whose name you're trying to remember goes, "I mean, we just met."
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    And Grover gets real quiet.
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    And now the person whose name you're trying to remember feels awkward so they go, "I certainly feel a strong connection."
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    But Grover is super embarrassed.
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    So the person whose name you're trying to remember decides to go. And after they're gone Grover writes their name on his bathroom mirror in lipstick and stares at it.
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    Either that or just remember it
  12. 12.
    Remembering things isn't that hard.