HOW TO TELL IF YOUR HITCHHIKER IS PLANNING TO MURDER YOU

  1. When you play 'eye spy' he spies a corrupt and decadent world abandoned by its creator and in dire need of purification
  2. When you ask him his destination he says something like, 'Probably prison, if anyone finds out what I've got in store for you'
    Bad sign
  3. When you ask him how he ended up wandering along the highway he avoids eye contact and screams 'it doesn't ask questions'
    Very murderish
  4. When you ask him if he wants to take a turn driving he acts startled like he thought he was alone in the car