1. Hey Cousin Lena! Beatles or Stones?
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    I really don't feel like talking about this right now
  2. Hey Uncle Alex! Beatles or Stones?
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    She said she was feeling ill but I thought she was being hysterical. You know how she was. But...I dunno. I feel like somehow this is my fault. Is that selfish?
  3. Hey Aunt Pattie! Beatles or Stones?
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    If your father thinks he's getting that hutch from the dining room he's in for the fight of his life
  4. Hey older brother! Beatles or Stones?
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    Remember how she used to send us gum in our birthday? I used to think it was so stupid. Now I'll miss it.
  5. Hey little brother! Beatles or Stones?
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    Stones all the way, man