I HAVE ADAM PALLY

  1. I have Adam Pally
  2. I'm keeping him in this crate in my step-ma's garage
  3. She's in jail so no one is around to hear his riffing or let him go
  4. He's riffing like you wouldn't believe in there
  5. He hasn't asked for food but he did a long run on how wearing sweatpants makes everyone but you uncomfortable
  6. My step-ma got busted for prying all the Braille plaques off the walls in the federal building across the street from the KFC where she works
  7. I don't know what the hell she was thinking
  8. She said she needed them but she won't say why
  9. Anyway. I have Adam Pally.
  10. I haven't figured out what to do with him yet