1. The Rock and Justin Timberlake just made the same joke about firing the nanny if their kids are up watching
  2. Is anyone pretending to be surprised? They already know if they won.
    Suggested by @Boogie
  3. Do they really? Yes, that all seem shocked
  4. Is Gina Rodriguez there?
    Suggested by @Boogie
  5. I don't know. I hope so. @Boogie
  6. Is Ryan gosling there?
    Suggested by @lexie_elyse
  7. @lexie_elyse yes he's trapped in a tank that's slowly filling with water and he has to guess the winner of all the categories correctly to be released
  8. In the next set of presenters, which one would win a fist fight with the other? Who would win at Scrabble? If you had to choose between them, which one would you call if you were in trouble?
    Suggested by @ladyprofessor
  9. @ladyprofessor it's Bill Paxton and someone I don't recognize so I'll take Paxton across the board
  10. Why are you watching that mess?
    Suggested by @shanaz
  11. What snacks you got?
    Suggested by @shanaz
  12. @shanaz no snacks. I'm watching because I love glitz and glamour
  13. What does that awards show smell like?
    Use your imagination
    Suggested by @shanaz
  14. @shanaz it smells like cheap sunglasses
  15. Now, what exactly is in a Cobb salad?
    Suggested by @Equivokate
  16. @Equivokate chunks of baseball legend Ty Cobb
  17. An award show on WEDNESDAY? What is THAT about??
    Suggested by @sarahsolene
  18. @sarahsolene it's the only awards show with the guts to be on in the middle of the week
  19. Is there nothing better on?
    Suggested by @andersun
  20. @andersun there must be. There must be
  21. What would your acceptance speech be?
    Suggested by @andersun
  22. @andersun think I'd keep it simple and say something like TODAY I HAVE BECOME A GOD
  23. If you were stuck on a desert island, and you could only have one, would you rather have glitz OR glamour?
    Suggested by @andersun
  24. @andersun I'd choose Glitz but glitz and I together are automatically pretty glamorous
  25. Turns out you are not the only person in America watching the People's Choice Awards. Should I eat popcorn or PBJ for dinner?
    Suggested by @andersun
  26. @andersun honor demands I now commit sepuku. Eat whatever goes better with entrails
  27. Who is the best looking person you've seen so far?
    Suggested by @andersun
  28. @andersun Kristen Bell
  29. Do you also feel like this whole thing is skit from a Disney Channel show?
    Suggested by @mackenzieo
  30. What are three categories that should be added to The People's Choice Awards?
    Suggested by @andersun
  31. @andersun favorite segue into commercial, least appealing song, best actress pretending not to be an actress in a car commercial
  32. What would make the proceedings better: throwing pies, a dunk tank or seven mimes?
    Suggested by @andersun
  33. @andersun seven mimes in a dunk tank
  34. Which presenter would you least like to be trapped with in an elevator?
    Suggested by @andersun
  35. @andersun Dax Shepard
  36. Are People's Choice Awards determined by popular vote or by the People's Choice Electoral College?
    Suggested by @andersun
  37. @andersun the winners are chosen by the first 8 long range truckers to step into the truck stop shower outside Cornbone Junction, Arizona on a randomly selected Saturday