IF I OWNED A BIRD

  1. If I owned a bird i would teach it to say 'you look nice today'
  2. And set its cage by the door to my house so I'd hear it say that in the morning on my way out as a little boost
  3. But I'd probably, realistically, bug the bird to say it all the time
  4. So the bird would end up shrieking 'How do I look?'
  5. Day and night id hear that. How do I look? How do I look?
  6. One day I'd have a friend over and he'd hear the bird ask How do I look?
  7. And he'd say "you might as well have a wife instead"
  8. And I'd stop being his friend
  9. Because that joke is hacky