IF I WANTED TO

  1. If I wanted to watch two 70 year olds argue about america's future I'd linger by those little tables outside the WaWa, thanks
  2. If I wanted to watch two 70 year old millionaires argue about america's future I'd linger around those little tables inside Whole Foods
  3. If I wanted to watch an old woman who I somewhat begrudgingly endorse accuse an old idiot of lying I'd have dinner with my parents
  4. If I wanted to see ridiculous creep tell a lady she's wrong I'd pay attention to reddit
  5. If I wanted to watch a ridiculous creep lie to a woman I'd look in the mirror while I'm on tinder