1. I'm so humble that if you look up humility in the dictionary you'll find a picture of my brother
  2. They used his picture after coming to me first.
  3. I turned them down because I'm humble AF
  4. Maybe you're wondering what kind of dictionary has pictures in it
  5. It's this dictionary that my dad made for our family to use
  6. He thought the standard dictionary was impertinent
  7. According to the dictionary he made for our family to use, impertinent meant 'shitty'
  8. He was a complicated man