LIES PROPOGATED BY MOVIE TRAILERS I SAW TONIGHT

  1. All you need to get into peak physical condition is a truck tire, a hammer, and a rope
  2. Any woman who jogs alone will be assaulted
  3. The elderly are cool and have a lot to teach today's youth about style, business, and love
  4. The grown children of shitty, drunken, absentee parents are all prudish nerds who need to loosen up